New review: Neither The Sea Nor The Sand
Looks like this romance is on the rocks… which let’s face it, would make it neither the sea nor the sand (ba-dum-bish). Fancy a bit of “I wish you weren’t dead” Monkey’s Paw style shenanigans? Well you’ve come to the right place.
Although if you’re hoping for Amicus-style “I don’t want him to ever die” / whoops, he’s been embalmed / perhaps chopping him up will help / oh no, that’s made it worse - style nonsense, you may be left wanting.
If however you fancy watching Susan Hampshire wander about on a beach in a big jumper… bingo.
