British Horror films - video clips
Hurrah! After a brief glitch, the video clips are back on the site (sort of). Clicking on these links will take you to another site, and the video will open inside a browser.
All clips are in .avi format, so they should play on pretty much everyone's
machines.
Terror
2.6Mb
The famed "death by celluloid" scene, in all it's Susperia-ripping-off gory glory. Still very, very impressive, though...
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Lifeforce
1.2Mb
A naked alien vampire woman is on the loose. The security guards have been informed. Their solution? A sandwich. A top scene from one of the greatest movies ever made
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Taste
The Blood Of Dracula 1.5Mb
Roy Kinnear has fallen out of a horse drawn carriage (the dolt). As he makes his way through the forest on foot, he hears an unearthly scream... One of Hammer's better pre-credits scenes
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Dead
Of Night 1.5Mb
Googie Withers has bought her husband an antique mirror, but when he looks into it, he doesn't see what everyone else does...
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The
Beast Must Die 0.9Mb
Calvin Lockhart's "hilarious" jape from the beginning of the film. Har har, funny bastard.
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Psychomania - 2 clips 5.5Mb and 1.6Mb
It's the film everyone wants to see, and no-one hates. A top 10 in my
collection, at any rate. Watch the groovy
funeral song, and now also the biker
resurrection scene, and make up your own minds...
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The
Ghoul 1.2Mb
Boris Karloff attacks in this clip from the 1933 classic. The biggest
eyebrows you've ever seen and the worst Scots accent since Groundskeeper
Willie won't save this cowering wretch... well, actually it might.
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Mumsy,
Nanny Sonny and Girly 820k
The chance for everyone to see saucy Vanessa Howard in her school uniform.
This site really is going to get all the wrong sort of clientele.
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Venom
872Kb
Not the ultra rare Legend Of Spider Forest, but the ultra-enjoyable
80s "snake-on-the-loose" thriller starring Susan "by George"
George, "jolly" Ollie Reed and "barking mad" Klaus
Kinski. A copper gets more than he bargained for when he rings the bell
of an unassuming London front door...
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Holocaust
2000 1.2Mb
That scene involving the Middle East dictator, a gust of wind and
a handy helicopter propellor. Now you know why people always duck when
they get out of the bloody things. What you don't get is the reaction
from Kirk Douglas afterwards - he just shrugs his shoulders (awesome).
For that, you'll have to track down the film.
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Schizo
1.3Mb
You've all seen that picture of Lynn Frederick in the shower, now
marvel at the scene yourself. A frankly gratuitous "homage"
(ie rip-off) to Psycho by 70s sleazemeister Pete Walker. This clip
has absolutely bugger all to do with the rest of the film. There probably
haven't been that many complaints, though...
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1.4Mb
Joan Collins' ill-fated hubbie finds out what happens when you insist
your wife wears a daft cardboard hat on Christmas Eve.
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1.6Mb
Doctor Who girl Wendy Padbury about to meet a sticky end in this
nasty, nasty slice of 70s Satanism. "Give me my skinnnn..."
I was going to put in the scene with Angel Blake in the church, but what
with Lynn Frederick's shower scene (see above) I don't want this site
getting the wrong sort of clientele.
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Horror
Hospital 2.2mb
Michael Gough and Skip Martin show off their cutting edge technology (sorry)
from the opening scenes of this classic film. "Make a clean job of
it, Frederick, the car was washed this morning..."
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1.4mb
There's something wandering the corridors of Hill House... whatever you
do, don't let it know you're in the room... oops. One of the most terrifying
scenes from any film, ever.
2mb
Ian Carmichael has had an invisible elemental exorcised from his shoulder,
but then he and his wife hear something moving about upstairs...
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~~And
Now The Screaming Starts! 1.6mb
Stephanie Beacham is getting a guided tour around her home by new hubbie
Ian Ogilvy when she gets a nasty shock.
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The
Monster Club 1.4mb
Ya boo sucks to everyone who doesn't rate this lovely little anthology
film. Here's a really scary, well-done bit - the Shadmock, spurned by
his new lover (she's only after his money), unleashes the full power of
his deadly whistle and packs her off home...
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An
American Werewolf In London 1.1mb
When compiling a list of scary clips, I just had to include the dream-within-a-dream
sequence. Still terrifying, after all these years.
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Lair
Of The White Worm 1.3mb
Although mainly an entertaininingly bad camp frolick around the Peak District,
Lair Of The White Worm does have its moments - usually when people
are suffering from the poisonous effects of Lady Sylvia's venom. Catherine
Oxenberg makes the mistake of touching some, and before you can say "blimey",
the world's gone mad and no nun is safe...
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