Thriller - Possession
Review by: David Dent
Back in 1953 in a remote country house, Elizabeth Millington, a
wealthy single woman, is murdered and dumped in the cellar by a
callous killer who whistles Greensleeves while he works and
has an annoying habit of clicking his fingers when, the, er, urge
is on him, so to speak.
Police assume she's done a runner (rather than suffering a more
sinister end) and close the case, but the house lies empty until,
twenty years on, newlyweds Ray and Penny Burns move in and restore
the pile to its former glories - well, to a kind of chocolate and
beige coloured gloom. If you've seen a reasonable amount of 70s
genre TV you'll be familiar with this couple - Ray, considerably
older than Penny, with an accent resembling Todd Rivers from Garth
Marenghi's Dark Place, seems to be (or at least act) drunk a
lot of the time, when he isn't being condescending to his wife (like
making comments about her being silly, frightened, and a bad driver
to boot). Penny is a simpering, sensitive sort, blonde, chained
to the kitchen making horrible looking pies, unless otherwise engaged
in idly flicking through magazines or walking aimlessly around the
house.
However, all's not well at the Burns residence. Filson, the handyman
working on the central heating, digs up the cellar floor to discover
the skeleton of, yep you guessed, Ms Millington herself. Worse still,
Ray's started whistling Greensleeves, and when rooms start
mysteriously getting trashed Penny, who's started to pick up bad
vibes, calls in her friend and psychic Cicely, who's the antithesis
of Ray's wife - curt, business-like, big dark hair - a strong woman,
and not likely to make it through to the end, in other words (ever
noticed on these shows that women with dark hair are usually portrayed
as either frigid or oversexed, nuts or just plain headstrong?).
Cicely calls a séance but is unable to successfully exorcise
the spirit of the killer, leaving its restless soul, she explains,
to wander free.
Ray starts to get worse, spending much more time than is absolutely
necessary in the cellar, clicking his fingers like he's an extra
in West Side Story, and generally being a bit possessed.
Penny begins to suspect Ray of being less than the caring if sozzled
husband she married, after he sneaks up behind her with a blade,
but manages to discourage himself from doing her in by battling
down the demon inside him in a feat of supreme overacting. Before
long, there are more gaps in the kitchen knife set than in Shane
MacGowan's smile (ain't that the tooth? - Ed), and when Cicely the
psychic comes back to put right what she thinks she did wrong, she
leads Ray down into the cellar for exorcism: the rematch - only
it doesn't quite go as planned.
One of the more successful Thriller episodes from the first
season, this seminal TV series has rightly gained itself the mantle
of the Crossroads of Brit TV horror. The acting is usually
patchy and there's always one really bad/hammy performance - Ray's
slurry psychopath, lurching from one poorly handled prop to another,
is definitely this episode's highlight, which is a surprise, as
he's played by Brit horror stalwart John Carson (The
Night Caller, Plague of the Zombies,
Taste the Blood Of Dracula, Captain
Kronos - Vampire Hunter). 'Possession' is a bit shaky
in terms of what it's supposed to be - whodunit, psychic chiller,
or kitchen sink drama (sorry, couldn't resist)? It still has lots
to enjoy. Filson the handyman looks like a cross between Benny Hill's
Fred Scuttle and Bobby Grant from Brookside. In the midst
of all the histrionics, there's an hilarious scene of supposed great
tension, where Filson's smashing up of the cellar floor is intercut
with scenes of Penny chopping up a carrot as the suspense mounts
and the vegetable gets smaller. The séance sequence is, however,
genuinely suspenseful - six minutes of moodily lit, incidental music-free
acting that manages to send a genuine chill down the spine. That
the clothes and décor are horrendous is a given, although
particular attention should be paid to Ray's with-it dressing gown,
which looks like it was made up of leftovers from an abandoned Ziggy
Stardust costume project.
All in all, what you get out of any Thriller episode depends
largely on your age (nostalgia is a very powerful weapon for sapping
critical faculties), a healthy suspension of disbelief in the hokey
storylines and groan inducing twist endings, and your ability to
cope with both the pedestrian pacing of 70s TV drama and the range
of fashions and wallpapers on display without searching your TV
manual to see if it's still possible to adjust the horizontal hold.
If you're still up for the ride, don't say you haven't been warned.
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