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Persecution
1973
What was the worst horror film made during the glut of dreadful crap
churned out during the 1970s? Difficult to say, really - and it really
is a question that needs answering. One day. But if anyone's making a
list - hey, I am, aren't I? - then surely Persecution, or The
Terror of Sheba, must appear on it.
Not so much "so bad it's good" as "so bad it should be
put on a bonfire and burned, then chucked in an acid bath, and finally
encased in concrete and dumped into the sea", The Terror of Sheba,
as it should have remained named, is quite possibly the worst film I have
ever seen. And bear in mind I have seen Horror
Of Frankenstein. Yes, it's that bad.
When I tell you that Sheba is the name of a Persian cat in the film, that
should give you some idea of how wonderfully poor the proceedings actually
are. When the first cat (they're all called Sheba) is killed within the
first minute, you think "aaah, poor puddy tat". By the end of
90 minutes of Ralph Bates' usual standard of acting, and some scenery
chomping histrionics by Lana Turner, you're chanting "Kill the cat!
Kill the cat!"
Add to this the fact that there's no blood (despite a frenzied stabbing)
and no nudity (despite a sex scene), some dodgy special effects work and
practically no story to speak of, and you've got what our American cousins
call a turkey of the highest order.
Usually I love this stuff - but after 90 minutes of this I wanted to go
out and torture a few small animals myself.
Persecution (1973)
Director: Don Chaffey Writer(s): Robert Hutton (as Robert B. Hutton),
Frederick Warner, Rosemary Wootten
Cast: Lana Turner - Carrie Masters, Trevor Howard - Paul Bellamy, Ralph
Bates - David Masters, Olga Georges-Picot - Monique Kalfon, Suzan Farmer - Janie
Masters, Mark Weavers - Young David, Patrick Allen - Robert Masters, Jennifer
Guy - Waitress, Shelagh Fraser - Mrs. Banks, Ronald Howard - Dr. Ross, John
Ryan - Gardener, Catherine Brandon - Mrs. Deacon
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