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Lost Hammer classics
Strangely enough, it seems a certain amount of thought went into putting
out Hammer films - and several ideas never got past the "dodgy pre-production
art" stage. Surprising, really, when you consider they didn't make
Zeppelin vs Pterodactyls but they did make The
Witches.
Here are some of my favourite films that never were...
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| The Day The Earth Cracked
Open
Or "You'll catch your death if you go out like that, love".
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Mistress Of The Seas
All the best pirates don't wear much clothing, apparently. |
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| Payment In Fear
"How much is that, squire?"
"Some fear, please."
"Keep the change."
"You're a gent." |
Zeppelin v Pterodactyls
WHY was this film never made? We must all write to our MPs and
demand a balloon/dinosaur crossover film - it'll save the British
film industry. |
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Vampirella
Buffy's got nothing on this undead Vixen. Unfortunately, she has
to keep stopping fighting and killing and stuff, to tuck her jubblies
back in.
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