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This is the world famous British
Horror Films website - last updated
July 11, 2011
I thought it was about time for an update, what with Emily Booth
having hogged the front page for about a year. And there's only
so many times you can be greeted by the same pair of gazongas when
you log into a website... isn't there? No? Oh, well. Wait 'til you
see what I've replaced them with! Yes! A proper, brand new, interview
with the man I once called "the handsome supply teacher of
British horror" but you may better know as Norman J Warren,
the director behind certified classics Satan's Slave and Terror...
And don't forget, you can still watch some clips of these films, courtesy
of our YouTube
channel, listen to a Brit horror-related playlist, courtesy
of the rather wonderful Spotify,
talk to other fans on our massively well-endowed forum
or at Facebook,
Twitter
along with yours truly and all the other twats (that is what they
call them, isn't it?), and even read some proper news on our Blog,
which is actually being kept updated and everything these days.
There are even some new reviews on here, with lots more to come.
Well, fancy that. And if you don't fancy that, you can just about
bugger off right now.
The now-famous disclaimer: Due to the content
of these films, you might occasionally notice a picture of the occasional
topless woman on this site. They're called breasts, and everybody
has them. There's also the occasional mild swear word. So if you
don't like Maddie Smith's gazongas, or you're after pictures of
exploding heads, you might as well sod off now. |
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Yes! We have a blog going, on which we tell you all manner
of crap you probably didn't even want to know about upcoming
DVD releases, screenings, new films on the horizon, meanderings
about French film actresses for some reason, Kelly Brook (remarkably
popular, that post), you name it... You
can read it here. |
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They're what your here for, after all... An A-Z guide of
all the films featured on the site. Each film has its own
page featuring a review and photos, and some even have short
video clips. You can now also add your own comments at the
foot of each page, and even link them to Facebook or something.
It's all very clever, and a bit beyond me, to be honest...
I've recently updated the timeline,
so now you can see every film reviewed
on this site in date order. Blimey. |
Visit the BHF shop!
This site offers two (count 'em) online shops, selling exclusive
British horror film themed merchandise. Any profits made by
the shops are ploughed back into the site - so buy a t-shirt,
mug or mousemat safe in the knowledge that what you're doing
is keeping your favourite site running.
EU
based shop (ideal for UK visitors)
US
based shop |
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This entire site has been created by one bloke, and he's
a friendly type. Why not send him (i.e. me) a message?
Alternatively, you can find out more about
the site by clicking here, or see a list of Frequently
Asked Questions.
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Join our burgeoning online community! Write your own reviews,
vote for your favourites, ask questions, complain or just
chat. It's up to you. There's a whole load of Brit horror
fans out there, and they're a friendly bunch. Enjoy yourself.
(Please be aware that due to the kind of idiots that
make the Internet the festering hell hole it tends to be outside
of this site, I have to vet every newcomer by hand, and I'm
not always online, so it may take a day or two to happen. A
good tip would be to give yourself a name with an obvious Brit
horror or cinema connection, that way I can pick you out amongst
the hundreds of spam bots that regularly try to join up) |
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From time to time I add extra bits and pieces to the site
which don't fall into any of the above categories. Must of
them are vastly misjudged, with the benefit of hindsight.
Still, you can find out for yourself here.
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| What people wrote about this site, back when it was good... "Amusing... lively forum... special
mention must go to the Valerie Leon desktop wallpaper... dear lord!" (BBC
Radio Swindon)... "Venerable... more tasteful than most"(BBCi)
... "Silly" (Q Magazine)
... "Dryly funny" (SciFi.com)
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