The Abominable Doctor Phibes
Mad musician rises from dead to exact bloody revenge |
|
Alien
Man in wetsuit roams rusty spaceship, hoiking luckless American
actors out of frame, whilst John Hurt gets the worst case of gutrot
ever. |
|
Aliens
Lots of men in wetsuits roam old power station and attempt to
hoik American actors out of frame, but this time come up against a
variety of guns, bombs, man-birds and fork-lift trucks |
|
The Amazing Mr Blunden
Some kids are in trouble - 100 years ago. Send for the Railway
Children! |
|
An American Werewolf In London
You really scared us, you shit head |
|
~~And Now The Screaming Starts
Eye eye, that's handy |
|
The Asphyx
Idiot manages to bump off practically entire family in his quest
for ultimate life and quality photos |
|
Asylum 1972
Confused doc tries to pick out real nutter from a number of very likely
candidates |
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The Asylum 2000
The loo-natics... have taken over the Asy-lum... This town, ooh-ohh,
is comin' like a ghost town, ooh-ohh... Yup, even listening to crappy
old 80s songs would be a better use of your time than watching Mower,
Pitt and Askwith embarass themselves |
|
The Awakening
Charlton Heston fails to keep vest on in dreadful, boring, tedious
non-mummy extravaganza |
|
Baffled!
Highly illogical nonsense as a certain pointy-eared ugly mug attempts
to get into English Rose's M&S undies |
|
Barry Mackenzie Holds His Own
Lord of the undead kidnaps Aunt Edna - Barry to the rescue! |
|
| The Beast Must Die Big game
hunter takes on furry foe and assorted red herrings |
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The Beast In The Cellar
Old dears keep brother locked in cellar - unsuccessfully |
|
Behemoth The Sea Monster
Radioactive lizard attacks London. Again. |
|
Beyond Bedlam
Keith Allen likes to shout. Craig Fairbrass works out. Liz Hurley
gets 'em out. The end result? Absolutely nowt (worth watching). |
|
Bizarre (Secrets Of Sex)
Bandaged misery-guts gives view of relationships through the ages,
mostly involving either big boobs or nasty death (sometimes both) |
|
The Black Torment
Mad twin used in nefarious plan to cheat heir out of fortune |
|
Bloodbath At The House
Of Death
Beardy berk blows budget badly by ballsing up bloody bid for big-screen
brilliance. Or, to put it another way - Kenny Everett's poor attempt
at a comedy horror. |
|
Blood From The Mummy's Tomb
Busty Princess returns from the dead in body of equally busty
modern bird |
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Blood On Satan's Claw
Twisted furry tale as teens grow hair in all the wrong places |
|
Blue Blood
Guess what? The butler did it! (Had to happen sooner or later...) |
|
The Bride
Hammer gets an 80s makeover in this pop-video retelling of a certain
classic tale. Sounds interesting? Beware - it has Sting (yes, the
pop star) and diddy David Rappaport (yes, the man from the Tizer
ad) in it. |
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Brides Of Dracula
Dracula's out for the Count (geddit?) - but others live on in
his place |
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Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter
Gallumphing hero gallumphs across the British countryside - picking
up tarts, offing vampires and burying toads with equal precision.
|
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The Cassandra Crossing
Richard Harris is on a train. Many people are in pain. Some careers
are on the wain. Let's kill 'em off! What's not to gain? |
|
The Cat And The Canary
There's a fortune to be had if brave blonde can surviv the attentions
of her family, an escaped nutter and assorted peril |
|
Cat Girl
Feisty young tart not feline fine |
|
Children Of The Damned
Too-clever-by-half brats get what's coming to them after doing
us all a favour and killing off a load of politicians. |
|
Circus Of Horrors
Busty beauties abound after plastic surgeon sets up sexy circus |
|
City Of The Dead
Welcome to the (horror) hotel Whitewood... you can check out,
but you'll never leave |
|
A Clockwork Orange
Bonkers teen rampage cut short by eye opening psychiatric techniques |
|
Colin
Zombie chap is on the street. Still-living chaps feel the heat. Does
he want to meet and greet? Nah, he just wants their guts to eat. |
|
The Comeback
Crooner's comeback special ruined by brutal dismembering of annoying
wife and cross-dressing psycho shenanigans. |
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The Company Of Wolves
Poncy art-house shenanigans mixed with 80s sensibilities and dodgy
old boiler's take on fairy tales equals unintelligible mess |
|
The Corpse
Daddy returns from the dead. Or something. Chris scratches head
and tries to work out what just happened... |
|
Corridors Of Blood
Not-so brilliant surgeon tests dodgy home made anaesthetic on
himself. At home. Alone. |
|
Corruption
Plastic surgeon slices, dices, hacks and mutilates a variety of
60s dollybirds in his attempt to help the missus keep face in front
of the neighbours |
|
Countess Dracula
Dodgy old boiler comes up with alternative to Botox. Also, is
not related to Dracula. At all. |
|
Cover Girl Killer
Killer dons wig and glasses and sets out to recreate covers of
his favourite jazz mag |
|
Craze
Camp antiques dealer strangles, stabs, burns and jumps-out-of-cupboards-at
women of all varieties (not just dollybirds) |
|
The Creeping Flesh
Baldy scientist inadvertantly awakens huge evil monster by spilling
water on it |
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Crescendo
Stef Powers loses her composure but finds a composer |
|
Crucible Of Terror
Bonkers artist runs amok with molten metal |
|
Cry Of The Banshee
With all that witch ignition, someone forgot to keep an eye out
for werewolves |
|
Curse Of Frankenstein
It comes to something when you can create life with your bare
hands but can't shoot a shambling monster from less than six feet
away... |
|
The Curse Of The Crimson Altar
Green Goddess gives up early morning TV workouts and takes to
appearing in drug fuelled visions |
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Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb
Be-bandaged Egyptian prince goes on rampage |
|
Curse Of The Werewolf
The unluckiest woman alive gets a Christmas present - a homicidal
wolf-boy son. Cheers |
|
Darklands
Sweary Welsh version of a certain classic film involving a man...
made of wicker |
|
Day Of The Triffids
Howard Kiel find out that the corn being "as high as an elephant's
eye" could be a problem if it chooses to take a nibble on your
niblets. |
|
Dead Man's Shoes
"Six million terrorists in the world and I have to kill one
with feet smaller than my sister's..." Hang on, wrong film. Killer
at large in the Peak District (as usual) |
|
Dead Of Night
Post-war party ruined by morbid dream fanatic with bad hair and
tweed jacket |
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The Deadly Bees
Death, where is thy sting? Oh, shit. |
|
Death Is A Number
Dashed queer story about a chap whose best mucker is cursed by
the number nine |
|
Death Line
Cannibals lurk in the shadows whilst police search for decent
cuppa |
|
Demons Of The Mind
The family Zorn - a happy tale of suicide, child abuse, mental
instability, cannibalism, incest, ritual killing, dodgy psychiatric
techniques, village idiocy, and that bloke from Manfred Mann. |
|
Deviation
Sex and drugs are on the card, if you can put up with all the lard
(on show)
|
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The Devil Rides Out
Young buck needs friends' help when he succumbs to the pleasures
of the dark arts |
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The Devils
Horny priest ends up at the sharp end of radical church reformation.
And naked nuns - wahey! |
|
The Devil's Men
Saucy sacrificial shenanigans with Father Ted lookalike and a
depressed-looking Peter Cushing |
|
Devils Of Darkness
Dodgy count on the lookout for busty 60s starlets
|
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Die Monster Die!
Gardener uses glowing meteorite to further his horticultural hi-jinks |
|
Digby The Biggest
Dog In The World
Dulux advert runs amok! |
|
Disciple Of Death
Former Radio One DJ takes on the forces of good - in this case, Tim's
sister out of Sorry!, the melted Nazi bloke off Raiders
Of The Lost Ark, and Leela from Doctor Who... |
|
Doctor Jekyll And Sister Hyde
Lank haired fop achieves every man's dream - his own pair of breasts
to play with whenever he likes |
|
Dr Phibes Rises Again
More nasty surprises for the innocent as bonkers bloke looks for
the secret of eternal life |
|
Don't Look Now
Couple aim to forget daughter's drowning by moving to Venice -
a city full of water |
|
Don't Open Till Christmas
Santa Claus is coming... to town, where he's going to get his
nob chopped off |
|
Dracula
Hammer carefully throw Stoker's book out the window after 10 minutes.
Great. |
|
Dracula AD1972
Teen wants Dracula's undead power, bad choice then to take a shower |
|
Dracula Has Risen From The Grave
Baldy vicar inadvertantly awakens the lord of the vampires by
spilling blood on him |
|
Dracula - Prince Of Darkness
Chubby monk takes on the forces of darkness |
|
Dream Demon
Geordie crooner and greasy Brummie terrorise Sloane with renditions
of "Crocodile Shoes" and tales of working with Mike Leigh |
|
Dust Devil
Demon stalks the desert, chopping off fingers and stuffing clocks
into people willy-nilly |
|
The Earth Dies Screaming
Robot aliens stalk the streets - what's left of mankind retires
to the pub |
|
Endless Night
Imagine an episode of Grand Designs where Kevin McCloud
goes mental after nobbing Hayley Mills |
|
Expose
Fun in the cornfields of Norfolk with Udo, Linda, Fiona and the
"Flash Liquid" bloke |
|
Eye Of The Devil
David Niven grapples with grape nuts |
|
Fear In The Night
Already nervous young bride fit for nothing after a few hours
in haunted prep school |
|
The Fiend
Strange young man tries to show wanton women the path to righteousness
by moving them closer to God. |
|
Fiend Without A Face
Infected spinal columns go on the rampage in spooky 50s premonition
of 80s CJD epidemic |
|
Flesh And Blood Show
Lots of flesh but no blood in dimly lit whodunnit. |
|
The Flesh And The Fiends
Burke the berk and Hare.. the hairy one decide that already-dead
isn't paying the rent, snatch-wise |
|
Fragment Of Fear
Junkie treads on a few toes as he attempts to unravel the mystery
of Aunt Lucy's death |
|
Frankenstein And The Monster From
Hell
Baron attempts to create lucid being by stitching together assorted
mentalists |
|
Frankenstein Created Woman
Frankenstein doesn't create any women at all, but does succeed
in boring us all shitless, in dull but worthy exercise in how not
to make a horror film. |
|
Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
Nobody wins and everyone dies when Baron Victor carries on his
head-swapping activities |
|
Fright
Busty teen babysits in house targetted by nutter |
|
Frightmare
Daughter of cannibal takes on family tradition |
|
From Beyond The Grave
This shop has some fatal flaws - lethal if your name is Dors,
nasty if you fake your wars, scary if your shoulder sore's, painful
if you chop up whores, not so bad if you buy their doors |
|
The Frozen Dead
Nazis on ice! And not the latest comeback from Torvill and Dean,
either |
|
The Ghosts Of Berkeley Square
Buffoons consigned to purgatory for dodgy attitude to foreign people |
|
The Ghost Train
'Big Hearted' twat gets on everyone's nerves during spooky nazi plot |
|
The Ghoul 1933
Karloff rises from the dead through the power of bushy eyebrows |
|
The Ghoul 1975
Tango man despatches annoying hooray Henrys |
|
The Godsend
Toddler in fright wig lays waste to mainly ginger family |
|
Goodbye Gemini
Nutty twins take apart swinging London |
|
Gorgo
Rubbery monster with bad case of post natal depression lays waste
to Tower Bridge, Big Ben and a bunch of teddy boys. Luckily, the River
Patrol are on hand to do precisely nothing. |
|
The Gorgon
Snakes alive! Foxy type turns into a ten-pinter, and there's no
alcohol to numb the pain |
|
Gothic
Byron, Shelley and co muck about a bit |
|
Grip Of The Strangler
Isn't it always the way? You spend your entire life investigating
a serial killer, only to find out that you're him! Typical... |
|
Hands Of The Ripper
Isn't it always the way? You spend your entire life trying to
psychoanalyse nutters, only to find out you've accidentally invited
Jack The Ripper to stay in your home! Typical... |
|
Hardware
You naughty rubbish! Potential ashtray goes on the rampage. Many
people die messily |
|
Haunted
Confused-looking American gets more puzzled as all is not as it
seems at local nuthouse, but is cheered up slightly by saucy posh
totty. |
|
Haunted House Of Horror
Groovy kids (who frankly deserve it) get messily murdered in humdrum
whodunnit |
|
The Haunting
Home to the scariest door in film history |
|
Hellraiser
Kinky demons pop up like magic upon the solving of an ancient
Rubik's Cube |
|
Hellraiser 2 - Hellbound
See above, but with the nastiness notched up. You can keep that
mattress, love |
|
Holocaust 2000
Kirk Douglas shows his arse when told that his son might be responsible
for the end of the world (kids, eh?) |
|
Horror Express
Cushing and Lee go head to head with brain-sucking alien fiend
and assorted dubbed Spaniards. The horror, the horror. |
|
Horror Hospital
Doctor's radical health programme will leave you feeling... nothing
at all |
|
Horror Of Frankenstein
Baron and pals start off as kids, at early point film hits the
skids, dismembered arm seen flicking v's, the end result - stinking
cheese |
|
Horrors Of Burke And Hare
Drunken pair grave-robbing scum, selling corpse earns tidy sum. What
goes on behind those doors? Shagging mostly - and whacking whores |
|
Horrors Of The Black Museum
Psycho sends out silver-faced servant to slice, dice and generally
act the fool |
|
Hound Of The Baskervilles
Pete n' Dud go Jewish and Welsh (respectively) in hilarious Holmes
send-up complete with pissing dog routine |
|
The House In Nightmare Park
Oo, no stoppit. Oaf find out he's heir to a fortune... please
yerselves |
|
House Of Mortal Sin
Episode of Father Ted goes horribly wrong |
|
House Of The Long Shadows
Horror luminaries Cushing, Lee, Carradine, Price and Peasgood
come together in haunted house shocker with crap ending. |
|
House Of Whipcord
Couple take Neighbourhood Watch one stage too far |
|
The House That Dripped Blood
Charming proposition, beautiful outlook, many previous owners,
all met grisly deaths at the hands of assorted psychos... |
|
How To Get Ahead In
Advertising
Ad man an annoying twat, Soon will require a second hat |
|
Hysteria
I've forgotten my name! Who am I? Where am I? What's happened
to the plot? |
|
I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle
Brummie git purchases blood-fuelled two wheeled vehicle |
|
I Don't Want To Be Born
Strangely coy stripper refuses access to short man - ends up giving
birth to Satan |
|
I, Monster
Doctor turns tables on Oil of Olay and produces uglifying potion
|
|
Incense For The Damned
Short break in Greece ruined by vampires (as usual) |
|
Inseminoid
Pregnant woman on cannibalistic rampage |
|
Invasion
Dastardly orientals come down from space and muck about with the
temperature. Again. |
|
| Island Of Terror Bone eating
carpets on the attack |
|
| It! Enormous statue lumbers about a bit.
Artillery as effective as "pea-shooter". Oh-oh |
|
| Killer's Moon It's Carry
On Clockwork Orange! No, really - it is. If you leave
this website only wanting to watch one film, make it this one... |
|
| Kiss Of The Vampire More
vampire nonsense from Hammer - but classy stuff, none the less |
|
| Konga Enormous ape takes in the sights.
Gets crap blow out of it. The end. |
|
| Lair Of The White Worm Nun rapings,
strap-ons, thigh-high boots and bagpipes. Old Bram must be turning
in his grave... |
|
| The Land That Time Forgot Enormous
bendy rubbery dinosaurs ahoy! This looks like a job for that bloke
who you might remember from those films... |
|
| The Last Horror Movie Possibly
the scariest film ever made - if watched on a VHS tape posted to
you by the maker of the film. Otherwise, a too-clever-by-half conjuring
trick. Still, you can all have a good laugh reading about what it
did to this poor sod... |
|
| The Legend Of Hell House Group
spend night in the "Mount Everest of Haunted Houses".
Hope someone remembered the crampons. |
|
| The Legend Of The Seven Golden Vampires
Chop socky action ensues when Dracula departs for Eastern climes |
|
| Legend Of The Werewolf
Werewolf? There, wolf. Well, a bloke with a white wig on and some
Dracula fangs, anyway |
|
| Lifeforce Naked busty vampire
stalks streets of London town |
|
| Link Unfinished monkey business up
at t'old manor |
|
| The Living Dead At The Manchester
Morgue Shady-looking coves run amok in the Lake District,
munching on locals and paella in equal measure |
|
| London Voodoo A spot of cellar
renovation leads to mum going a bit voodoo-lally |
|
| The Lost Continent Insanely
over-ambitious soap opera cum dinosaur flick cum sci fi epic cum
boob olympics cum kitchen sink farrago from Hammer |
|
| Lust For A Vampire Rug-munching
antics ahoy when nubile vampire ends up at girls' finishing school |
|
| Macbeth Brush up on 'O' Level English
and watch some extreme violence at the same time |
|
| Madhouse Old horror star finds
out television comeback won't be as easy as thought |
|
| Maniac Dad's revenge on pervert using
blowtorch leads to prison break shenanigans |
|
| Masque Of The Red Death "Swinging"
party cut short by the arrival of Death (as usual). |
|
| The Mind Of Mr Soames He's
a baby, he's a baby... man in babygro goes on rampage |
|
| The Monster Club Get down and
groove with BA Robertson and The Pretty Things. Oh, the horror |
|
| The Mummy Strong, silent type in patio
door-shattering revenge trip |
|
| The Mummy's Shroud These Egyptologists
do tend to bring it on themselves |
|
| Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny And Girly Psychotic
strumpet in too-small school uniform brings home the wrong type
of "friend". |
|
| The Mutations Ugly bloke kidnaps
buxom students for horticultural hi-jinks |
|
| Night, After Night, After
Night Mentalist goes on the rampage in sunny Soho. Many women
jiggle their knockers |
|
| The Night Caller Randy alien
has designs on our women, the swine |
|
| The Nightcomers Mucky Marlon
and saucy Steph get it on - won't someone please think of
the children? |
|
| The Night Digger
Young nut makes himself at home and starts bumping off the local
totty. |
|
| Night Of The Big Heat Glowing alien
jellies bring freak weather conditions |
|
| Night Of The Demon Cynical
prof gets more than his house redecorated when he takes part in
Changing Runes |
|
| Night Of The Eagle College
prof refuses to believe his wife is a witch |
|
| Night Train To Murder
Morecambe & Wise play all the right horror notes - but not necessarily
in the right order. I'll give you that, sunshine |
|
| O Lucky Man! Mad scientist scene
gets overlong modern fable a place on the site |
|
| The Omen Why Mister Ambassador, by
bringing on the end of the world you're really spoiling us... |
|
| Paperhouse Scary moments afoot
when young girl's drawings start coming to life |
|
| Paranoiac There's a fortune to
be had by the one sane member of the family, but which one is it? |
|
| Peeping Tom Scooter boy and pornographer
gives up lucrative TV chef deal and starts killing annoying women |
|
| Persecution Pussies galore when
mad old mum and her pet cats make son's life a misery |
|
| Phantom Of The Opera Boring old
story livened up by sparkling bit part performances and the always-helps-make-a-film
inclusion of a psychotic dwarf. |
|
| A Place Of One's Own Young
lady plagued by ghost of her predecessor and appalling Northern
accent from supposedly talented thesp |
|
| Plague Of The Zombies Cornish
landowner with interesting answer to labour shortage problem |
|
| Prey Dog-faced alien decides to add
lesbians to his menu |
|
| Psychomania Hell's angels come
back from the dead to terrorise home counties |
|
| Quatermass And The Pit Long -dead
aliens still causing trouble in 60s London |
|
| Quatermass 2 Drunk American
investigates dodgy goings-on up at t'old synthetic foodstuffs factory |
|
| Quatermass X-periment
Vegetable on the loose - drunk American gets annoyed |
|
| Rasputin - The Mad Monk Ra - ra
- Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine. There was a cat who
really was gone, I can tell you |
|
| Rawhead Rex Begorrah! There's
a demon in the potato field - again. |
|
| The Reptile Big snake stalks Cornish
village |
|
| Repulsion French hairdresser ditches
the "ooh, la-la"s and goes for the "meep berrr spling
ker-ding"s |
|
| Revenge Of Frankenstein Baron
avoids chop and sets up surgery in nearby town |
|
| The Satanic Rites Of Dracula
Dracula arrives in 70s Britain and takes steps to wipe out everyone |
|
| Satan's Slave Did you hear
about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa |
|
| Saturn 3 Big bad robot runs amok
when fail to get in Farrah Fawcett's knickers. We've all been there... |
|
| Scars Of Dracula Typically
ugly 1970s male romantic lead has rogering antics curtailed by meat
hook when he Carries On up at Dracula's castle. |
|
| Schizo Pert young ice skater plagued
by granite-faced bloke wearing red bobble hat and carrying machete.
|
|
| Scream And Scream Again Mad doctor
goes bonkers and starts creating superhuman nutters in the crazy
late 60s, man. |
|
| Screamtime It's a Briddish movie,
you can tell by de way dey tawk |
|
| Shaun Of The Dead Had your
Fulci of zombie flicks? Let Shaun and his cricket bat revitalise
your taste for undead bufoonery |
|
| The Secret Of Seagull Island
Nutcase lures blind girls back to his lair for some reason or
other |
|
| See No Evil Mia Farrow finds lack
of eyesight a hinderance when threatened by cowboy boot-wearing
nutter |
|
| The Shout Game of cricket enlivened
by tales of shouting and the occasional bolt of lightning |
|
| The Shuttered Room The old
"something in the attic" routine gets a liberal dose of
HP (Lovecraft) sauce |
|
| Slayground American thief pursued
by spooky American hitman through the mean streets of Southport
(yes, you heard correctly) |
|
| The Sorcerers Angry young man
made angrier by angry old people |
|
| Spectre Holmes and Watson get a
70s twist in a tale of black magic, demons and turtle necked sweaters |
|
| Split Second Cop-on-the-edge
and rookie sidekick take on Satan in amusing Terminator-on-a-shoestring
cum Beverly Hills Cop rip-off |
|
| Straw Dogs Spectacled nerd takes
on farming types with shotgun and feisty wife |
|
| Take An Easy Ride Tales of
woe on the road. Oh, and mini-skirts. Lots of 'em |
|
| Tales From The Crypt Nasty
people take shortcut straight to hell - literally |
|
| Tales That Witness Madness
Donald Pleasance gives us a tour around his asylum, and Joan Collins
gets out-acted by a tree (again) |
|
| Talos The Mummy Londoners flee in
terror from pile of used masking tape... |
|
| Taste The Blood Of Dracula
Everyone's favourite blood sucking fiend takes revenge on a trio
of Edwardian tossers when they refuse to drink his blood.
|
|
| 10, Rillington Place Maniac slaphead
shenanigans as Christie gets jiggy with his home-made anaesthetic
|
|
| Terror It's a sentient celluloid
slashathon (try saying that after 10 pints) |
|
| Theatre Of Blood Brush-up
your Shakespeare, and chop-up some critics... |
|
| Theatre Of Death Grand Guignol
taken to logical extremes by vampiric nut with a knife |
|
| These Are The Damned Radioactive
children kept hidden from swinging 60s Britain |
|
| Three Cases Of Murder
At last! It's The Scariest Film Ever Made™ |
|
| Torture Garden All aboard...
a-one more-a time... catch a duck and win a prize... die horribly...
etc |
|
| To The Devil... A Daughter
Nun on the run |
|
| Tower Of Evil Sexy antics ahoy
in adult version of children's classic puppet serial "The Adventures
Of Portland Bill" |
|
| Twins Of Evil They're twins
- of course at least one of them's evil! |
|
| The Uncanny Pussies galore - but
cat's your lot, I'm afraid. |
|
| Unearthly Stranger Aliens
who look good in a twin set and pearls and can cook a mean casserole
- bring on the invasion... |
|
| Vampire Circus Just the thing to
cheer up a town ravaged by plague - a dwarf, a chimp, a tiger and
a psychopathic revenge-obsessed David Essex look-alike half man
half vampire half panther. |
|
| The Vampire Lovers Busty wench,
not averse to removing clothes, preys on other busty wenches of
a similar persuasion. Enough said. |
|
| The Vault Of Horror Come on come on
come on, el-e-vate me, higher pleee-ease.... |
|
| Venom Bungled kidnapping stopped before
it starts by feisty snake |
|
| Village Of The Damned
Spooky children run amok after sleepy village gets sleepier |
|
| Virgin Witch Tits and bums a-plenty
in not-very-erotic revue |
|
| The Weekend Murders Murder
on the golf course. Bloody foreigners. |
|
| The Wicker Man Police officer looking
for missing girl meets famous interviewer. That can't be right. |
|
| The Wisdom Of Crocodiles
Mutant reptile on the loose in London? If only... Jude Law wanders
about a bit. Ooh, terrifying. |
|
| The Witches Less scary than Miss
Marple... that's these witches |
|
| Witchfinder General Vincent
Price refuses to camp it up in bleak Civil War revenge drama (well
you try writing something funny about it) |
|
| Written In Blood Remember
the millennium? Shit, wasn't it? Remember how we all wished a character
from a horror novel would come to life and start murdering everyone,
just to liven it up a bit? |
|
| Xtro 80s, we're living in the 80s,
when disgusting extra terrestrial rapes and births were ten-a-penny... |
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