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Brides Of Dracula
1960
Most people would assume that Christopher Lee was Hammer's most bankable
asset, but the company itself obviously didn't think so back in the 60s.
Yes, Brides Of Dracula is that rarest of offerings - a Dracula
film without the lanky mard-arse in it. Even Legend
Of The Seven Golden Vampires at least made a token attempt at shoehorning
the Count in - but despite all the usual trappings (Transylvania, even
Van Helsing himself in the spritely form of the ever dependable Cushing),
of the old bad-tempered, red-eyed ponce there's not a sign.
And to be fair, he's not really missed. But enough of this anti-Lee procrastinating
- on with the film itself.
As has already been noted, we're in Transylvania, where Count Dracula,
the "monarch of all vampires", is dead - but his disciples live
on.
A lone girl called Marianne Danielle (confusing - two first names, there)
is making her way by coach through the forest, with what looks like one
of those disciples clinging to the back of the vehicle. She stops at an
inn, where she gets the usual grumpy response (© Hammer 1957-76)
after mentioning that she's travelling alone. Things take a turn for the
worse when her coach buggers off without her, the landlord noting helpfully:
"He's gone and that's all there is to it
"
As usual in these situations, no-one wants her to stay at the Inn (why
is that? Will someone please explain it to me?), right up until there's
another knock at the door and in walks the Baroness Meinster. All of a
sudden there's rooms a-plenty, but despite all the veiled warnings and
the obvious fact that the old crone's not quite right, Marianne decides
to take the wrinkled old biddy up on the offer of a bed for the night
at her castle.
Back home, the Baroness explains that she lives there with her son, but
that he's not well. "People around here think he'd dead already,
and I encourage that thought," she tells the girl.
"God bless you," Marianne tells her. "If only he could
"
the Baroness replies.
That night, the plucky young tart looks across the castle courtyard to
see what appears to be the Baron, ready to jump to his doom from his bedroom
balcony. She rushes to his aid but discovers that he couldn't jump, even
if he wanted to - he's chained to the wall by his ankle.
Being one who's head is easily turned by a pretty-boy fruitcake, Marianne
helps the Baron to escape, much to the consternation of his mother. "You
haven't taken it (the key) to my son? You little fool - you don't know
what you've done!" the Baroness froths, and is proved quite correct
in her worries when she becomes the first victim of her newly-released
progeny.
Marianna finally catches on after being told by the servant that the Baron
must return by cock crow, because his coffin is at the castle, and she
legs it - straight into the arms of Van Helsing (Cushing), who's knocking
around Transylvania investigating "the cult of the undead" (that's
handy).
As the deaths mount up, there are some stunning scenes (in particular
the one where the Baroness begs Van Helsing to give her "release"),
and some terrible ones (the villagers' unconvincing mutterings about "the
undead" in the pub, and a frankly laughable bat attack).
But this is only the start of the vampiric high-jinks. Van Helsing accompanies
Marianne to her destination (a finishing school), which, it turns out,
is owned by the Baron himself (nice one)
Brides Of Dracula is an astonishing film, which turns out to be
more than the sum of its parts (and is only improved by the lack of the
titular character). It begins with a palpable air of menace, and ends
with some of the best scenes Hammer ever came up with - Gina's amazing
resurrection (try not to feel a chill as the padlocks drop through the
locks on the coffin, and she tells Marianne: "Say that you forgive
me for letting him love me
"), an horrific baddie (the Baron
looks vile in all his blood-crazed, bug-eyed glory), a fight scene which
nearly eclipses the one in the first film, and the Baron's revenge on
Van Helsing, which although cured in a vaguely illogical way, is breathtaking
anyway.
Stunning.
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